The Actually Offline HumanRarely Even Checks
Screens aren't your whole world, and you'd rather be doing something with your hands than scrolling. People love that you're easy to reach in real life 🌱
How Chronically Online Are You? 📱
Touching grass today, or opening the app one more time?
How Chronically Online Are You?
Wait, how do I already know about this meme? 📱 Some people check the news once a day, at most. Some people know what's trending before it's even trending. Find out in 8 quick questions 👇
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The Casual ScrollerChecks In, Doesn't Live There
You keep up with what's happening, but the internet is a part of your day, not the whole thing. That balance is honestly hard to pull off 📲
The Extremely Online ExpertFirst to Know
You're plugged in more than most people realize, and you're often the one explaining a trend first. A screen free hour now and then wouldn't hurt 💻
The Terminally Online LegendLives in the Feed
The internet doesn't just inform your day, it basically is your day, timeline and all. It's genuinely entertaining, just remember grass exists too 🌐
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